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• That takes the biscuit. (Das trifft den Nagel auf den Kopf.)

• Every step I take, every move I make, every single day, every word I say, I think of YOU!

• Learn as if you would live forever. Live as if you would die tomorow.

• Yesterday is already a dream and tomorrow is only a vision, but the day we live makes every yesterday a dream of happiness and every tomorrow a vision of hope!

• Love can not save you from your own fate!

• Roses are red, violetts are blue, god made me beautiful, but what happend to you?

• Sending a little sunshine your way to brighten up your day.

• Try not to frown. You never know when someone is falling in love with your smile.

• Love is the feeling that you feel, when you feel the feeling, that you never felt before!

• Words begin with ABC, numbers begin with 1, 2, 3, Music begins with Do, Re, Mi but love begins with U and Me.

• My Girl, so sweet and so funny, like sugar and honey, so nice and fine and forever mine.

• Not for the life of me! (Nicht um alles in der Welt! )

• Sometimes I wish, you hold my hand. Sometimes I wish, you kiss me. Sometimes I wish, you lie in my arms. Sometimes I wish, its not a dream.

• If love is the answer, what was the question?

• All you need is love, all you get is homework!

• Living on earth is expensive, but remember, it includes a free trip around the sun every year!

• Hello! We are now ready to upgrade your brain! searching... searching... searching... ***ERROR*** NO BRAIN FOUND.

• Love me not, love me never, but when you love me, love me forever!

• Humans are angels with only one wing, they only can fly when they hold on to each other!

• If your girlfriend gets a baby, join the armee or navy!

• Lovers meet in light and shadows, lovers meet in houses and fields, lovers meet in rarely places, lovers will ever meet.

• I love you, you love me, we can make a family!

• Some mistakes are too much fun to make only once!

• You never get a second chance to make a first impression.

• I wrote your name in the sand and the ocean washed it away. I wrote your name in my heart and there it ever will stay!

• Did you know they changed the alphabet? They put u and i together!

• When I look into your eyes, I feel like in paradise.

• Good night my love! We will meet each other in our dreams to spend a few moments with love and happiness together. I love you!

• Give your smile to everyone, but give your love to only one.

• The day I will stop lovin you, is the day, when I close my eyes 4 ever!

• Dream what you want to dream, go where you want to go, be what you want to be, because you have only one life and one chance to do all the things you want to do!

• I need two thinks, my teddy and you, my teddy for night and forever you.

• Nobody is perfect. My name is nobody.

• God created three lights, a small for the night, a large for the day and the most beautiful for your eyes.

• Love is a dream, but a dream is not forever .

• A friend is someone, who believes in you in good and bad times. Now I have bad times, where are you?

• Friends are quiet angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly!

• Like a mind needs a dream and a song needs a theme, every heart needs a home to express just how it feels!

• It takes a minute to crush someone, a hour to like someone and a day to love someone. But it takes a lifetime to forget someone!

• The only way to have a friend is to be one!

• People live, people die, some give up, some still try. Some say hey, while some say bye, others will forget you but never will I!

• I may not be totally perfect - but some parts of me are excellent.

• Always look on the bright side of life!

• Roses are red, violetts are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you.

• Women in the army? We need our girls for love not for war.

• Sweet candies are easy to buy, sweet words are easy to say but a sweet person like you is hard to find.

• Make love not war. Condoms are cheaper then guns.

• If raindrops could tell how much I miss you it would rain all day!

• An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.

• Time never stands still, the moment drifts away and the one you have not used you have not lived.

• If today was perfect, there would be no need for tomorrow.

• Better a blowjob than no job.

• Three seconds to say i love you, three hours to explain it and a lifetime to prove it.

• Together forever and ever in love.

• I want to have you by my side, without you I cant sleep at night, the only thing I want to do is to be in love with you!

• How can I say, I love you, when I love you more than words can say?

• You have touched my heart in a way it has never been touched before - and never will be again!

• And as they say true friendship never dies and looking back we smiled at all the tears we cried.

• Sometimes friendship ends in love - love in friendship never.


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